apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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