I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
