We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Randomize
