so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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