I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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