I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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