That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
