I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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