i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
You've changed since you got that strap on
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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