You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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