You surviving the open bar?
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Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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