Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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