why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Randomize
