My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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