She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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