Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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