When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Enjoy the penises
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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