Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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