Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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