belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I met the friendliest cop last night
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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