Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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