I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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