you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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