i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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