weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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