we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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