turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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