i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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