Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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