you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
My brain says no but my pants say off.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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