dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Enjoy the penises
The Olympian is in my bed
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