she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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