Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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