And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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