no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I need moral support for this bender
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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