I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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