Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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