she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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