she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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