i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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