Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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