if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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