found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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