He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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