Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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