You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
