Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
did i walk over a car last night?
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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