but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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