do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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