No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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