Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Mom said you looked used
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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