i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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