And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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