new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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