Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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